FOR 7–9 FIGURE ECOM + FOUNDER-LED BRANDS SPENDING $30K+/MONTH ON META
Give me 7 days. I'll research your customers, study what's already working and build challenger creative designed to beat your agreed control.
If I don't beat it, you don't pay.
Proof of score
Look at the scoreboard.




"With Maria's strategy and creative marketing campaigns, we created a multiple 7-figure brand within 2 years."
The Product Boss, founders
With My Sellout Score™ Method…
Five checks. Zero guesswork.
Pass all five and it earns your ad spend. Miss one, and it doesn't run.
Ready player one?
Your best ad holds the high score.
Over 7 days, I'll research your customers, study what's already working and build challenger creative designed to beat your agreed control.
IF I BEAT YOUR CONTROL, YOU'VE GOT A NEW WINNER.
IF I DON'T, YOU DON'T PAY.
Player 2
Merlin · CMO
Now the boring bits, for the logical side of your brain
Fourteen years of paid acquisition on Meta, since 2012. Before that, two funded companies, a DTC jewelry brand I built on Facebook ads to $1K a day and sold, and JV partnerships with Jason Fladlien, Mark Victor Hansen and Robert G. Allen, who later hired me to run offers for his company.
Behind me on every call: a Pac-Man machine and two original animation cels. If that reads unserious, we won't get along. The 14 million views suggest the playfulness is load bearing.
Also on staff: Merlin, my bernedoodle and Chief Morale Officer. Ninety pounds, zero Meta certifications, undefeated in the one metric he tracks, which is naps.
Insert coin. Actually, don't. The audit's free.
On your 30-minute Creative Strategy Audit, I'll look at what's working, where I see the biggest creative opportunity, and what I'd test next to find more winners.
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